THE QUACK

Clementine glared at me as if to say, “Please give her a grandchild.”
 
Today I tell a story about the time Mum adopted an old Cornish Retriever named Clementine. 🐕🦴🌊☀️
 
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"DO NOT join a running club!" 🏃‍♀️
 
Redownloading Hinge. Deleting Hinge. A rejection from RAYA. How to attract someone without the apps? 
 
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He took great joy in telling me that the word ‘avocado’ translates into ‘testicle’.
A muddled observation about the differences between millennials and boomers.  Skip Introduction 2:00.
 
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“There are some smells, but surely you can’t hate the city for that?” said the Man in Finance.
 
This week Sausage and I are in a West Village bar, having a debate with a 'man in finance' about New York. 
 
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“Move ooon!” The woman next to me heckled. 
 
An awkward night in a comedy club; Unanswered questions, a heckler, and an audience who didn't want to laugh.
 
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Meanwhile, Sausage and I attempted to be pinpricked by the Empire State Building’s ariel. 
 
This week is about photos and holidays 📷. Hear how my face got turned into a cloud at a New York tourist hot spot ☁️, to queuing for a photo booth in East Village. See photos and videos of the trip on Www.TheQuack.Blog
 
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We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.
A hunt for the perfect club in Soho.
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"And WHO is that beautiful bald man with the gigantic headset?"  
This week, my friend, Sian and I went to watch  Minnesota Vikings vs. New York Jets. We were left with a lot of questions, and a small crush. 🏈
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The snacks are NOT deep-fried pig skin with the hair still on.
 
A quick look into what I would change about the Great British pub.
 
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"In hindsight, it would have been easier if I had just smoked pot."
 
In 2010, I went from catholic school to film school. These are the six survival tips I learnt whilst I was there. 
 
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