THE QUACK

"It’s almost tempting to never go back to a place like that, to just keep the town locked away as a moment in time, like a snow globe on the shelf. "
 
It's the perfect time to introduce my boyfriend to my Cornish life, but I've found it's not always easy to go down memory lane. 
 
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Order here
 

"Netflix seemed to be hero worshipping a professional fuck boy..."
 
This week I have been sucked into a reality TV show, Let's Marry Harry, and it's got me thinking about all the f*** boys I have encountered. 
 
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"I couldn’t quite explain why sharing a baby seemed easier than sharing a wardrobe..."
 
This week, my boyfriend, Roman, finally moves into my flat. As a man who likes things in order, Roman finds some of my chaotic strategies a little overwhelming. I also receive some wise words from David Sedaris about gaming. 
 
BAD DATES CLUB is out SEPTEMBER 10TH. Pre-order now! 
 
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" It was my first lesson in love. No matter how much you love someone, you can’t hold on to them forever… unless you want their skin to fall off. "
 
After watching Toy Story 5, I found myself reminiscing about my own favourite childhood toy, Jack Rabbit.
 
Skip Introduction: 3:40
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.

Her enthusiasm for getting people into a room baffled and pained him.
 
This week's Quack is about the time mum opened up her home to the public to showcase her late partner Richard Nott's studio and art collection. Guest starring a whippet named Wesel. Please note this Quack covers sensitive topics.
 
Skip introduction - 3:47
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Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy is out now!
Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.
 

'I was in the woods surrounded by pixilated men tied to trees...'
In this week's episode, I visit an immersive Viking experience in Canada Water. I had visions of crossing wild seas and battling Vikings... but it wasn't *quite* that. 
 
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.
Buy Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy today

‘Is there ever a time you feel more peer pressure than when you’re with your partner’s friends?’ 
 
This week is about friends and partners and those vital first impressions. Includes a facepalm moment involving Tequila. 
 
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.

'Biological clocks were ticking; hairlines were receding; we had no time for dating games. And yet, there were games. So many games...'
 
This Quack is about my rusty dating years and how that time inspired my second novel, Bad Dates Club. 
 
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'We were doing leg circles when a man farted so loudly that it disturbed my inner peace for days...'
 
This week, we go on my "Yoga journey" from a fancy Reformer Pilates studio to a hot-pod yoga tent in North London... and all the mishaps along the way. 
 
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The Quack is produced, written, recorded and edited by Mary Newnham 

"Oh! Maybe I should come as the Easter Bunny!' 🐰
 
On this week's Quack, I go back to the 90s, when the Easter Bunny didn't quite live up to my expectations. And all these easter eggs have me thinking about my own eggs...
 
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