THE QUACK

The Quack is a comedy personal blog featuring real-life facepalm moments & muddled observations told by British women's fiction author Mary Newnham. Visit TheQuack.blog Follow Mary on @marynewnhamwrites.

Episodes

Oct 22, 2026

11 min

'We literally had a row in Starbucks. WHO ARE WE?'
 
Despite our best planning, Roman and I couldn't beat the jet lag in Australia, leading to us feeling very discombobulated as we searched for breakfast at 4 pm in Sydney. 
 
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Bad Dates Club and Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy are out now.
 

Oct 22, 2026

11 min

Sep 23, 2026

12 min

'The 7kg of prawns were one of Mum’s spontaneous decisions.'
 
Prawns, Freixenet, and some dirty dancing...this week on The Quack, we go behind the scenes of one of Mum's famous parties.
 
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Bad Dates Club is out! Order Here.

Sep 23, 2026

12 min

Sep 17, 2026

10 min

"It’s almost tempting to never go back to a place like that, to just keep the town locked away as a moment in time, like a snow globe on the shelf. "
 
It's the perfect time to introduce my boyfriend to my Cornish life, but I've found it's not always easy to go down memory lane. 
 
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Order here
 

Sep 17, 2026

10 min

Aug 27, 2026

9 min

"Netflix seemed to be hero worshipping a professional fuck boy..."
 
This week I have been sucked into a reality TV show, Let's Marry Harry, and it's got me thinking about all the f*** boys I have encountered. 
 
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Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.

Aug 27, 2026

9 min

Aug 5, 2026

12 min

"I couldn’t quite explain why sharing a baby seemed easier than sharing a wardrobe..."
 
This week, my boyfriend, Roman, finally moves into my flat. As a man who likes things in order, Roman finds some of my chaotic strategies a little overwhelming. I also receive some wise words from David Sedaris about gaming. 
 
BAD DATES CLUB is out SEPTEMBER 10TH. Pre-order now! 
 
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Aug 5, 2026

12 min

Jul 1, 2026

12 min

" It was my first lesson in love. No matter how much you love someone, you can’t hold on to them forever… unless you want their skin to fall off. "
 
After watching Toy Story 5, I found myself reminiscing about my own favourite childhood toy, Jack Rabbit.
 
Skip Introduction: 3:40
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Sound/music | Soundstripe.com 
Follow me | @marynewnhamwrites
 
Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.

Jul 1, 2026

12 min

Jun 10, 2026

10 min

Her enthusiasm for getting people into a room baffled and pained him.
 
This week's Quack is about the time mum opened up her home to the public to showcase her late partner Richard Nott's studio and art collection. Guest starring a whippet named Wesel. Please note this Quack covers sensitive topics.
 
Skip introduction - 3:47
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Sound/music | Soundstripe.com 
Follow me | @marynewnhamwrites
 
Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy is out now!
Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.
 

Jun 10, 2026

10 min

May 28, 2026

12 min

'I was in the woods surrounded by pixilated men tied to trees...'
In this week's episode, I visit an immersive Viking experience in Canada Water. I had visions of crossing wild seas and battling Vikings... but it wasn't *quite* that. 
 
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Sound/music | Soundstripe.com 
Follow me | @marynewnhamwrites
 
Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.
Buy Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy today

May 28, 2026

12 min

May 13, 2026

10 min

‘Is there ever a time you feel more peer pressure than when you’re with your partner’s friends?’ 
 
This week is about friends and partners and those vital first impressions. Includes a facepalm moment involving Tequila. 
 
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Sound/music | Soundstripe.com 
Follow me | @marynewnhamwrites
 
Bad Dates Club is coming out in September 2026. Preorder it here.

May 13, 2026

10 min

Apr 29, 2026

11 min

'Biological clocks were ticking; hairlines were receding; we had no time for dating games. And yet, there were games. So many games...'
 
This Quack is about my rusty dating years and how that time inspired my second novel, Bad Dates Club. 
 
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Sound & Music | Soundstripe.com
Preorder Bad Dates Club wherever you get your books. Coming 10th September 
 
 

Apr 29, 2026

11 min

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