THE QUACK

GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.

We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.
A hunt for the perfect club in Soho.
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WHAT'S A SACK? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NFL.

"And WHO is that beautiful bald man with the gigantic headset?"  
This week, my friend, Sian and I went to watch  Minnesota Vikings vs. New York Jets. We were left with a lot of questions, and a small crush. 🏈
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MY DREAM PUB - THE KING'S KNEES.

The snacks are NOT deep-fried pig skin with the hair still on.
 
A quick look into what I would change about the Great British pub.
 
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SURVIVING FILM SCHOOL

"In hindsight, it would have been easier if I had just smoked pot."
 
In 2010, I went from catholic school to film school. These are the six survival tips I learnt whilst I was there. 
 
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THE AWKWARD LIFE OF A PEOPLE- PLEASING-PLANT-BASED-PERSON.

"No meat, no fish, no eggs, no dairy…. and no friends..."
The awkward date chats and funny restaurant scenarios, when you're a people-pleasing-plant-based-person. 
 
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THIRTY-THREE

"What is that strange ticking noise?"
 
The week I turned thirty-three—A Barbie nightmare, a hot tub chat. beans, and forcing my friends to wear crowns. 
 
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WHEN YOUR GIRL LEAVES YOU ON THE SHELF.

You sit on the edge of the shelf waiting for Helen to return….
 
A muddled observation about when your friend falls in love and leaves you on the shelf.
 
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THE NOT-SO-WHOLESOME CALIFORNIAN HOLIDAY.

"All we needed was for one of us to know how to play acoustic guitar and for Dad to tell stories about what it means to be a man… " 
Skip Intro/Me talking about a UFO sighting. (2:40)
 
Twenty years ago, Mum booked a Californian ranch in an attempt to make us more wholesome....but it didn't quite work out. 🍪
 
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I CAN'T CALM DOWN - IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT!

"The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione."
 
A facepalm moment about the time I went to the Taylor Swift concert, with my non-swiftie friends.
 
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CARROT, MY HALF A LIFETIME FRIEND.

As we walked out of the garage beneath the starry autumn night, I began to think of what to say when Carrot confessed his love to me. 🥕❤️
 
A story about a friendship that began half a lifetime ago when Carrot had something to say. Includes a great escape.
 
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