THE QUACK

THE WEEK I BECAME A CRAZY CAT LADY.

Cats have mastered the subtle art of not giving a f***. 
 
Last week I looked after Enzo...This is the story of how I went a little crazy. 

AMSTERDAM: A FRIENDSHIP TEST

When Hermione opened her egg sandwich on the Eurostar, I was reminded of why I don't do group holidays.
 
A story about a girls' trip to Amsterdam. (Skip Intro 2:08)

OUT OF 10, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS, MY DEAR?

If the partner’s number is higher than the other, then they get their way...
 
A discussion with Sex Ed Tom about relationship strategies...

THE NOT-SO-GREAT CORNWALL SANDCASTLE COMPETITION

Gran Pat was dragged from her gin and crossword to do the judging. She moved from castle to castle, whilst smoking a cigarette.
 
A childhood memory of when my grandmother judged the family sandcastle competition in Cornwall. 

CAN YOU PULL OFF YOUR NAME?

“Everyone always forgets the tzatziki,” Oliver said, very proud of himself.
 
This week it's Hermione's 32nd birthday, and under the grey sky in a field, we talk about our names. Does Oliver suit being an Ollie? Have Millennial parents gone too far with the unique names? Should I call myself MA MA?

THE HOLIDAY: MAKE OR BREAK

During this week away, you discover things about your partner that can only be exposed in such circumstances, like airport security.
 
 
A look into the types of couple holidays, and where it can all go wrong.

THE WEEKEND I GOT NEW EYES

I knew, even with my eyes closed, he was attempting to build the John Lewis trolley.  “Leave it! I will do it when I can see again!” I shouted from the bed.
 
A face palm true story about the weekend I was recovering from laser eye surgery. 

LOCKER ROOM TALK

I think it's time to MUTE... AND...ARCHIVE....
 
This week we're laughing at the dating advice and game plans that are offered in the locker room.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...?

"Snow, why aren't you whistling when you work anymore?" 
 
Here is a quick look into what really happened to those Disney marriages...
 
 

MY CATHOLIC CHILDHOOD: THE BODY OF CHRIST IS MADE FROM HARIBO.

I was lured into Catholicism as a child by the promise of pick-and-mix at the end of Sunday Mass. 
 
A story about my catholic childhood and my first confession.