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HINGE: WHERE MEN ARE GOING WRONG

A man posted a video of himself jumping out on his mate. Classic, amusing move. Will it get you laid? No.
 
Three common ways men go wrong when trying to attract women on Hinge.

A SOBER NIGHT IN THE NOTORIOUS INFERNOS.

So, there we were, old as hell, with a threatening net of balloons above our heads, and Backstreet Boys blasting out.
 
A story (and a review), about my sober night in one of London's most infamous clubs.

YOUR PARTNER AND THEIR HOBBIES

"Take a man who says he really really loves cycling…"
 
A quick thought about the role hobbies play in a relationship. Should you have the same hobby, or stay far away from each other's pursuits?

DATING APPS: THE QUICK FLICK OF THE ICK.

"...then I’m replaceable with another, Blonde-Avocado-Toast-Munching-30-Something-Year-Old...."
 
Has the disposable nature of dating apps made it too easy to get the ick?

MARATHONS: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Sponsor Stu, he’s going to run three marathons in one day with a wasp nest on his head.
 
A quick observation into marathons. 

A CRUISE TO RUSSIA: THE LAST FAMILY HOLIDAY

"Each night they would emerge red-eyed at the dinner table, once with a confession that one of them had vomited on the side of the ship."
 
A true story about an awkward teenager on her last family holiday.

THE HINGE SERIES. 2 WEEKS ON HINGE : MY OBSERVATIONS

“Now the trick is to not overthink it..."
 
An observation of the first two weeks on the dating app, Hinge.
 
Music: EILOH Cool instrumental / soundstripe.com

THE TIME I FED THERESA MAY A FINGER SANDWICH.

When it was my turn to balance the five plates, all the plastic carrots rolled off onto the floor. 
 
This a story about the time I was an events waitress in London.

YOU'VE GOT A CAR? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH.

At the end of the day, cars are just lumps of steel bent in different ways.
 
An observation about cars, and why they are not so great.
 

HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?

Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair.
 
A shallow dive into the highlights of living a single life. 
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