THE QUACK

YOU'VE GOT A CAR? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH.

At the end of the day, cars are just lumps of steel bent in different ways.
 
An observation about cars, and why they are not so great.
 

HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?

Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair.
 
A shallow dive into the highlights of living a single life. 
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LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO

"At that moment I wanted to run out of the pub, out of Soho, and jump into the Thames...."
 
A short (embarrassing) story about a dad and daughter in Soho.

MY WORST FLIGHT EVER: MR MIDDLE SEAT VS ME

 “Excuse me Sir, I think you’ll find this is my seat...” 
 
You can be the most prepared traveller but can't prepare for the passanger you are sitting next to....

SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

I had this fantasy of what the event would be like; a dimly lit rooftop bar filled with men in suits, who say words like ‘congress’....
 
Two 31-year-old women attempt speed dating in Washington D.C.

THAT TIME I WENT TO FREEZE MY EGGS

On the scale of Laa-Laa the Tellytubby having a good time on the hill, to Carrie unleashing her powers in her school hall killing all of her classmates…how crazy are these hormones going to make me?"
 
This week's story is about the time I investigated freezing my eggs; including some sound advice from my mother.

SPICE GIRLS IN PALMA

"It was when Hermione was spinning on the spot in her odd socks at Heathrow, that I questioned how I agreed to another group holiday...."
A girls' trip to Palma; where we find out Amy's long list of requirements for a normal man, plus a hysterical visit to the police station.

SOUTH WEST LONDON FOREVER

A nostalgic look back to my houseshare days in South West London.
 
"Our temporary family began in 2014. The city was gin-obsessed, and all the Flat White-sipping millennials had made base south of the river."
 
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