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I knew, even with my eyes closed, he was attempting to build the John Lewis trolley. “Leave it! I will do it when I can see again!” I shouted from the bed.

A face palm true story about the weekend I was recovering from laser eye surgery.

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I knew, even with my eyes closed, he was attempting to build the John Lewis trolley. “Leave it! I will do it when I can see again!” I shouted from the bed.

A face palm true story about the weekend I was recovering from laser eye surgery.

THE WEEKEND I GOT NEW EYES

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