THE QUACK

The Quack is a comedy personal blog featuring real-life facepalm moments & muddled observations told by British women's fiction author Mary Newnham. Visit TheQuack.blog Follow Mary on @marynewnhamwrites.

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Episodes

Thursday Jan 29, 2026

“Can you sign this one for my personal trainer? Say thank you for looking after my dad.”
 
To wrap up 'The Story of Writing A Novel' series, I officially launch my debut novel into the world. To celebrate, I overordered merchandise and threw a book launch at INK&84 in North London. 
Skip introduction: 2:25
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Sound | Soundstripe.com
 

Monday Jan 19, 2026

On the last episode of How to Author, I talk to Sunday Times Bestseller Laura Marshall. (Friend Request, My Husband's Killer, Kiss Marry Kill). We talk about her success as a thriller author, building a life around full-time writing, and question how important social media is for an author. A fantastic chat full of solid advice for any writer out there.
 
Laura's latest book, 'Kiss Marry Kill', is OUT NOW!
My debut, 'Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy', is out THIS WEEK!
 
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HOW *NOT* TO SET GOALS IN 2026

Wednesday Jan 14, 2026

Wednesday Jan 14, 2026

"Drink water, compliment one stranger a day, travel to somewhere hot, travel to somewhere cultural, save the environment, and wear a red Slipknot mask..."
 
Happy 2026! This week's Quack is about goal culture. Is it me, or are we trying to achieve too much? Even the arts have goals now. 
 
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Sound | Soundstripe.com

HOW TO AUTHOR: GEORGIA STONE

Monday Jan 12, 2026

Monday Jan 12, 2026

On today's episode of the mini series, How to Author, I talk to romance novelist, Georgia Stone. (Friendship Fling, The Roommate Rule).
We talk about Georgia's journey from Bookstagrammer to self-publishing her first novel, to signing a book deal with Hodder. We discuss writing routines, building author communities, and using social media effectively. It's a bubbly conversation filled with tips and tricks to help any new author.
 
Preorder Georgia's next novel - 'The Roommate Rule' (May 21st 2016)
Preorder Mary's debut - 'Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy'
 
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HOW TO AUTHOR: FIONA GIBSON

Monday Jan 05, 2026

Monday Jan 05, 2026

In the first episode of the mini-series 'How to Author', I talk to best-selling novelist Fiona Gibson. ('The Woman Who Ran Away From Everything', 'The Full Nest', 'When Life Gives You Lemons'). We discuss Fiona's author journey, balancing family life, handling negative reviews, and her writing ticks. It's a lively conversation (lots of giggling) with solid advice for any writer.
 
Books
You can preorder Fiona's latest book (February 20th) - 'The Woman Who Turned Her Life Around' NOW!
You can also preorder my debut - 'Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy'
 
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Wednesday Dec 17, 2025

“'This isn’t happiness' is about a woman’s inner turmoil when the intimacy vanishes from a relationship…” *Puffs cigarette*
 
On this week's episode, I try my best to be cool as I launch my book, 'This isn't happiness', in Germany.
 
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Buy: This isn't happiness (German translation)
Preorder: Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy (UK version)
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HOW TO AUTHOR: JANUARY 2026

Monday Dec 15, 2025

Monday Dec 15, 2025

In the lead-up to the launch of my debut novel, Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy, I am asking three established authors for advice about the author life. Join me here on The Quack for the first episode of HOW TO AUTHOR—coming Monday, January 5th. 
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Wednesday Nov 26, 2025

"I, an adult, had made some characters in my head, and now I’m in a boardroom, having a professional discussion with another adult about them..."
 
It's Part 4 of the Story of Writing a Novel, and some remarkable things are starting to happen. Includes a failed therapy session and the creation of a Liverpudlian stripper. 
 
(Note: there is some swearing in this episode. Also note, some dialogue has been exaggerated for creative purposes.) 
 
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Preorder | Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy
Sound| Soundstripe.com
 
 

Wednesday Nov 12, 2025

"We paused in front of the bed, where there was a display of red and white balloons." 🇫🇷🎈
I had my first romantic getaway in Paris. I was so concerned about discovering unflattering details about my new boyfriend that I had completely forgotten just how tricky I could be to travel with.
 
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Sound | Soundstripe.com
Preorder | Amy Elman Doesn't Feel Sexy

Wednesday Oct 29, 2025

I couldn't risk wasting time on real men when I had fictional men to worry about.
 
This week, we continue the story writing the book. This is the part where I try to get an agent and fail at dating — also known as 'The Cringe Era'.
 
Listen to Parts 1 and 2 before this episode.
 
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Skip Introduction | 3:15
Sound | Soundstripe.com
 
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