THE QUACK

'TIS THE SEASON TO FACE THE MUSIC.

"I’m relieved Spotify Wrapped was not around in my school days because my delicate ego would have been smashed to pieces."
 
This week on the Quack is about Spotify Wrapped and how it exposes your true cringe-worthy self.
 
Skip Introduction | 3:05
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THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY 🎄

 If David Cameron were to peep out of his curtain, he would have seen a blob of tangled fairy lights running down the street.
 
The Christmas season is here! 🎄 Today's muddled observation is about how the office Christmas party has changed over the last decade. Featuring a facepalm moment about my first office Christmas party.
 
Skip Introduction | 1:45
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A DOG NAMED CLEMENTINE

Clementine glared at me as if to say, “Please give her a grandchild.”
 
Today I tell a story about the time Mum adopted an old Cornish Retriever named Clementine. 🐕🦴🌊☀️
 
Skip Into | 1:50
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HOW TO FIND LOVE WITHOUT DATING APPS.

"DO NOT join a running club!" 🏃‍♀️
 
Redownloading Hinge. Deleting Hinge. A rejection from RAYA. How to attract someone without the apps? 
 
Skip Introuduction | 2:10
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HOW DID THEY SURVIVE WITHOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES?

He took great joy in telling me that the word ‘avocado’ translates into ‘testicle’.
A muddled observation about the differences between millennials and boomers.  Skip Introduction 2:00.
 
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ARE YOU STILL IN ❤️ WITH NEW YORK?

“There are some smells, but surely you can’t hate the city for that?” said the Man in Finance.
 
This week Sausage and I are in a West Village bar, having a debate with a 'man in finance' about New York. 
 
SKIP INTRO | 1:30
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WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?

“Move ooon!” The woman next to me heckled. 
 
An awkward night in a comedy club; Unanswered questions, a heckler, and an audience who didn't want to laugh.
 
Music & SFX | Soundstripe.com
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BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE PHOTO.

Meanwhile, Sausage and I attempted to be pinpricked by the Empire State Building’s ariel. 
 
This week is about photos and holidays 📷. Hear how my face got turned into a cloud at a New York tourist hot spot ☁️, to queuing for a photo booth in East Village. See photos and videos of the trip on Www.TheQuack.Blog
 
SKIP INTO: 2:50
 
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GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.

We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.
A hunt for the perfect club in Soho.
Skip Into - 3:00
 
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WHAT'S A SACK? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NFL.

"And WHO is that beautiful bald man with the gigantic headset?"  
This week, my friend, Sian and I went to watch  Minnesota Vikings vs. New York Jets. We were left with a lot of questions, and a small crush. 🏈
Skip Intro 2:31
 
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